i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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