:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Small penises have feelings too.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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