He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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