No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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