I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
