If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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