I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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