My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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