How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So I just went to clothing optional bar
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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