Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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