people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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