this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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