And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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