My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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