I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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