Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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