at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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