READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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