The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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