I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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