He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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