Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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