so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Randomize
