I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
