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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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