But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wannas sexs uuuuu
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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