did you get engaged???
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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