my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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