Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
My feet surprised me
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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