it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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