Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I look better un-naked...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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