OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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