That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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