It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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