talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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