apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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