Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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