At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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