she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
