Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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