ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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