U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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