Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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