She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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