she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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