everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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