My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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