no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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