Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
