omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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