my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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