He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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