Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
My cat gives me a boner
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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