That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize